do you ever watch a really bad movie just because one actor played in it and youre like “i hope youre fucking happy now, im doing this for you”
why put cookie dough in the oven when you can put it in your mouth
because I don’t want salmonella….
then don’t eat salmon….
okay no funfact: if you use egg beaters/egg substitute in the dough instead you can eat it raw without worrying about salmonella and it literally tastes exactly the same
People who support their friends and want them to be happy even it means they get ‘friendzoned’
And people who burn down all of Paris
"Apparently there is a theory that if you play ‘Little Green Bag’ over shots of men walking in slow motion they instantly look cool." x
Look at his cute lil face
He’s just mad because he can’t acquire all the apple juice that I’m acquiring. (x)
Cecil only has two moods.
- You have crossed over into t̺̟͖h̕e̝͝T͍͕̞ẃ̞͝i̝͉̰̙̞͉̳̞͢͠ļ̪̪͇̼į̛̪̩̼̠̪͕g̴̣͕̰͉̬͓̹͠h͎̰͡t̝͔̼̣͔̮̼͟Z̵̏̒̎̂̈́ͬ͆ͮͤ̓͟͜͠҉͈͖̜͉̭̹͕̲̮̟̣ͅơ̽̆̉ͧ͊ͭ̉ͫ͒̑͑ͮ̈ͣ̚̚̕҉̟͖̟̹̗̱̠̙̦͘͝n̵̶͙̠͍͎̝̰̫̩͍̥͂̅̔ͥ̓̽̾̇̿ͮ̈́̂̒̎̀́e̸̬̪̣̯͚̟̖̦̝̳̳̯̭̪̫͖̞͓ͯͨ̈͐ͮ͛̔ͥ̓ͤ̀̕͝͝
In honor of the ladies who have motivated, paved the way and given hope to so many of us, we rounded up powerful quotes from some of the world’s most inspirational women.